Scene: Me and Josh are sitting at the dining room table on respective laptops. Josh is Typing Important Transport Related Things. I am Staring At The Screen As Though It Is About To Explode.
Me: Josh! If you were me, what would you write a blog post about? If you were writing a blog post, like, right now.
Josh: I dunno. What are you trying to write a blog post about?
Me: I dunno. I keep starting blog posts and they all sound like crap.
Josh: What were you trying to blog about?
Me: I tried writing about the cats and it got all boring. I tried writing about how hard it is to write a blog post and it got even more boring. And I've already written about forty boring blog posts about how hard it is to write a blog post. So now I am staring at the blank box on the screen feeling empty. Empty, like the box.
I Lean In Closer To My Unsuspecting Computer and Eyeball The Empty White Blogger Screen Thingy Intently. Eventually, Some Nonsense Arrives In My Head and I Type Out The Nonsense.